That is definitely a tamed version of what I really had naturally let loose last night.

As I wake up less than 5 minutes ago, my mind still has thousands of vulgarities or other expressions of disbelief as I roused to consciousness.

I still can’t freaking believe it!

OH MY GOD.

Was on the phone with Nick yesterday evening after an eventless day, and it was truly bizarre.

We were briefly talking about relationships, the 3-lettered word(in a funny way), blow-job lips, and past guys.

Actually, it all started from something really innocent.

My past job as a teacher, and this sexual harrassment incident by one of the teachers, but I was too gullible to even realise I was sexually harrassed.

Then, we tried to scout for his pictures on friendster.

Then, we had so much a good laugh that I decided to search for my exes’ pictures through friendster.

Then, I showed him one of my scandals’, Mr KG pictures through friendster.

Then, I decided I couldn’t find Mr Wrist(ahem ahem, who is also Mr OMM A), and sent him a picture through MSN instead.

Mr Nick then egged me on to look for Mr Wrist’s profile on friendster, and I brushed him off.

Partly because I didn’t think he would ever get on friendster after leaving for the other side of the globe, also because I did try months ago but couldn’t find.

Mr Wrist is cute, buffed, smart, witty, successful, charming, and a -ahem- Mr Wrist. and Mr KG is pretty good-looking in Nick’s opinion, and I shall reserve the comments about my past exes.

But out of sheer spur of the moment ethusiasm with the constant laughter we had on the phone, I decided to key in Mr Wrist’s name into friendster.

I was randomly clicking on one profile, and the age matched.

To my sheer, obscene horror…………

BLARDY HELL! I FOUND HIM!

I was cursing in disbelief initially.

And he had just joined friendster, say, in December 2005?

I was leisurely snooping on him.

Until….

I saw the profile that he is blardy married and there is a picture of him and his partner(well, some people put crappy profile for fun, so………….. don’t tell me he is really married).

Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

What the hell!!

Another married/attached man!

You see, it wasn’t that long since we last saw each other, so I shudder at the fact that HE MIGHT ALREADY be married then.

*Covers face in horror*

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!

This couldn’t be happening.

Boohoo.

Freak! Freak! Freak!

Nick had a whale of a time listening to me scolding F**K without much awkwardness, and was amused.

Eventually, we spoke of the OMM incident, and he laughed.

I think he forgot about the curse I spoke about.

Whoever boyfriend’s had laughed at the OMM incident, had myteriously fell to the curse of that particular entry, and to date, I have at least 4 friends telling me how the curse had worked unexpectedly.

*Gasp*

So Nick thought it was no wonder that there can never be a chance of me revealing SBB Mr Wrist’s identity.

And he suggested he would do a survey with the guys tonight when we meet up, and I was allocated the task to collect the data collecting by messaging VampTreSS, Mindy, Tara, Bibi, and Aileen tomorrow.

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Steady.

Now, I still have to let the reality sink in.

What the F… hell… Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Mr Wrist is married?

NooOoOooOOooOooOoOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Sigh.

He said he is single, ya know?

*Sulks*

Then again, what difference would it make since we don’t talk anymore?