OF FAST BOYS & GORGEOUS GIRLS
What a start to the MotoGP season.
Gorge(it is pronounced as ‘hhor-teh’) Lorenzo claimed the 250cc 1st position, yay.
Pedrosa put on a tough fight on his MotoGP class debut, and had pressured the veteren, Loris Capirossi throughout the race. Loris hung on tight, and won the race. Nonetheless, a magnificent debut by the Spanish rookie.
Nicky managed to hold off Toni Elias(hubba! hubba!) for the 3rd place, and Toni managed his best position yet with his new factory bike.
Yummy, yummy. And it’s his 23rd birthday.
And in a dramatic lift of curtains to the season, Valentino Rossi crashed out at the first lap of the first race after Toni Elias had hit him, and he returned to race with a broken brake lever, determined to complete the race.
He had this to say about the birthday boy, ‘I have known for many years and he is a good rider. He apologised to me after the race and I told him not to worry - only to remember to brake next time and if it is too late then to hit another bike instead of me.’
He finished 14th, though. And his arch nemesis, Sete Gibernau, continued his string of bad luck brought forth from last year, and had technical failures yet AGAIN, and retired early in the race despite being one of the forth runners.
And this season looks darn promising to be the most exciting one as yet.
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Yay. I did everything I had planned to do today, and even sent out the emails to the IT show babes to finally get the pictures to them.
Man, when Khalid suggested to have Master Procrastinator printed on my namecard, I am sure he wasn’t joking.
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And time to wake the yawning guys up. Who would be interested in my talks about MotoGP riders, unless they are fans of the sport themselves, yuh?
Fret not, it is time for me to post the long-awaited pictures from IT show, yes, the one I have procrastinated for the longest time.
The 4 days were precious. I met plenty of gorgeous babes with awesome characters, who made the whole gig a breeze.
Their working attitudes deserve a big thumb’s up.
I struggled the 4 days on heels, meeting many people I haven’t met for the longest time.
I started every of those 4 days makeupless, cos I needed Vamp’s help with the makeup to transform the hideous sleepy monster to a GP battery girl.
Bleah.
On the first night, I was too tired to even think, yet I went to chill at Wala Wala with FF, Tetanus, Re-minisce, and Wallflower.
On the second night, a Friday, I chilled at East Coast over a nice, grilled dinner with Harry, Vamp, Roy and Nick, before Mindy, Nick, Brian and I had coffee. Nick sent me home thereafter.
On the third night, I had dinner at Lavender Foodcourt, where I saw a character who looked suspiciously like Mr Miyagi and his beau.
On the final night, I had chicken rice with the rest of the guys to wrap the day up, before Vamp, Roy and I adjourned to Mr Bean for coffee till midnight.
And it was back to the office for me on Monday.
Work the entire week, except for Saturday.
But hell, who wants to hear about all these right? Cos everyone wants pictures!
On the first day, I got myself acquainted with this gorgeous, spunky half New-Zealander, half Chinese babe, Marilyn. It is an absolute pity that she wasn’t around on the last day of the IT show for me to take a picture with. I like her bubbly attitude, and she is darn gorgeous in an exotic way.
Fortunately, I was fast enough to get her number on the very first day, so it would mean that I would have means to reach her if we have jobs for shows in the future. Yay.
For this show, it was also quite an amazing feat, not only because I was doing a favour for Uncle Roy -coughcheapcough-, but also because how on the evening of my interview with my present company, I was asked if I was able to arrange for girls for the IT show.
So, for their budget, and for their requirements, we arranged for a few girls to come down for casting at my company, and finally got it together by the time IT show started.
I met a lot of old friends at the IT show, like Mingyang, on the first day, and Zhan Sheng, on the third.
Quite sadly, when Zhan Sheng had messaged me, I clumsily deleted the message before I could even read it, or saved the message.
And now, sigh, I lost touch with him yet again.
Mingyang and Zhan Sheng were our NCO when we were secondary 3. But, ahem, I am surprised what time has done to them.
Hehehehe.
Over the 4 days, the bunch of fun-loving, smiley babes never failed to perk me up, and made the whole experience so much easier one to bear.
I think the one I have to thank the most, is actually Cindy darling.
She has been the one who had been the most encouraging, and was very responsible with her job too.
The confident lass impressed me as we went around giving out brochures, and she was standing by some booth when some people had mistook her to be a Starhub promoter instead.
When questions were thrown at her, she reacted, took on the part immediately, and answered the customers professionally, and told them which packages to sign on for whichever promotions, when it wasn’t even her job to do so.
Our feet were killing us, and without the usual prissy attitude you would find in most girls, she gamely took off her heels together with me when we were going up the escalator to go back to our booth.
So glamourous huh!
I like spontaneous babes like her. -Beams-
On the first day, we were going around the 4th floor, where I saw this poster….
It is Roberto!
As we were checking out the OSIM stuff, someone came up to us to ask us about the price of UZap, mistaking us to be OSIM promoters. As usual, we did our part and told them the price instead of telling them that we weren’t promoters of OSIM.
Mr Ron Sim should get us to be his promoters instead.
Kenny, can you draft out a letter for me, too?
We were actually standing in front of the OSIM small booth when a bunch of photographers came up to us to take pictures of us, and a bunch of Finnish exchange students followed suit. He’s quite cute, isn’t he?
I later saw the bunch of them again, and they asked if we would be free for Sentosa on Saturday, which sadly, we weren’t able to make it.
On the first day, I was browsing some cameras when I felt a warm, nice cuddle from the back.
It was actually Filicia, again!
Whee!
She eased off the tension I gotten from a stalker, Mr G-roh(zero), who had used the cheesiest pickup line ever invented.
And when I say we should really be OSIM spokespersons, I meant it.
Nothing is more heavenly than to be sitting in those things, and had our feet massage by the iSqueeze when you had been tortured by those darn heels for hours/days.
Over the next few days, we built up friendships with other girls(I was perhaps the auntie amongst them!), comparing ‘prices’ and also getting shot by hobbyist photographers. Many of whom are from Clubsnap, and some of them came across as rather sleazy.
Some of them were nice enough to email us the pictures, which I was immensely grateful of.
After the first day of IT show, Vamp decided I had smiled too much, and told me to cut the smiles on pictures.
When Mamasan sends the decree, I could only follow.
Here are some of them:
Even the little one followed me to maxmise the use of our lips. Did I mention how thick and sexy Cindy’s lips are?
We then goofed for the camera… looking totally unglam.
That darling is so sweet to work with, cos few girls would be willing to appear like this on pictures.
My favourite gotta be this one.
The girl has a nice smile.
On the last day, we went around taking pictures with some of the people we have grown acquainted with.
Like the 2 little chaps from Compaq.
The broody Eugene.
And the baby-faced ‘Chucky’ or so I called him.
They are almost young enough to be my dad’s grandsons.
I am so freaking old.
My Saturday was made so much sweeter, when my darling god-daughter Rena, made her first trip to town with her parents.
I wished I could bring her around to give out those flyers. She is such an utter sweetheart, and she smells so nice!
Aww…
Though I have no idea why she pointed at my boobs throughout when I carried her.
Vamp treated the Lenovo girls to coffee on the last day for their hardwork. Za wasn’t around, and thus, it was only 4 of us(plus Cindy and I).
Kelly and Regina, who were the center of attention throughout the IT show.
As we sat around, Miss Vamp insisted on taking candid shots(read: unflattering) shots of us and we had an enjoyable afternoon during lunch laughing ourselves silly over all the ugly shots.
When we were asked to ‘act sexy’(which is Vamp’s favourite command), only 3 of us could manage with some goof before Regina broke into perils of laughters.
Then, we were told to act cute.. which surprisingly, I didn’t:
I think the 2 of them would be more convincing as cutie pies, not me.
Finally a proper one where all of us were smiley! Yay.
But still, Miss Vamp didn’t like my smile, and prefers this(yes, this is her favourite picture of us):
I think VampTreSS is evil, she doesn’t like me to be happy.
I want to protest. Why Cindy and I weren’t given the help of oomphf oomphf paddings like the Lenovo girls?!
Hmphf.
We look totally flat besides them.
Just before the last day ended, we went to take some pictures of people I totally adore.
We stopped by the Lenovo booth first, before advancing to look for the girls we had in mind.
Well, no surprises there, the photographer was at it giving funny instructions to us again. It wasn’t ‘act cute’. It was actually, ‘act sexy’.
The Lenovo and the GP girls, the girls under -cough- Mamasan Vamp for the IT Show.
Mamasan Vamp decided to crop away our unsightly bulging tummies.
Us, with Za’s beau to mark the last day of our work at the IT show.
Thanks girls, it had been a pleasure and breeze to be working with you all. We owe you girls one for the great work done.
My favourite girls at the IT show was a tie between the Logitech girls, and the Canon girls.
All the bubbly sweet young things.
That’s Victoria, Clara and I.
If you are wondering, yes, I marked the pictures, just in case some people might rip it for other purposes.
I remember how Clara had refused some photographers’ requests to have her pictures taken, and I promised her these pictures would be for my personal use only, so I would appreciate if you guys would respect her privacy so as not to use it or post it up anywhere else.
Victoria was by the escalator most of the time, and I would always walk past her when we moved up and down to the 4th floor.
I saw Clara moved around a lot, and she was one of the sweetest I have seen around the entire hall.
From the way I swoon about all the girls, it is a matter of time I would be mistaken to be a perverted lesbo, which I am, ahem, not going to deny.
Muahahaha. Joke, okay, joke.
Finally, we stopped by the Canon booth with the adorable 3 lasses, Vernice, Hui Si, and Charlotte. I had a very deep impression of Charlotte since the very first day, though she was probably the one the guys would least remember.
Cindy was too readily acting cute, and we had to remind her the first picture is always the proper one.
So, it was take 2.
Miss Mamasan said, ‘Beware of the arms, and… 1, 2, 3… SUCK IN!!’
Cindy, Hui Si, Vernice, Charlotte and the auntie of the group, me.
Hui Si is impossibly demure-looking, almost like those you would find in those Chinese novels.
Vernice is the cutie pie of the group, and somehow, I feel Charlotte to be of most character. Something about her that is really intriguing.
And Mamasan Vamp ordered, ‘Act CUTEEEEE’.
And we did.
Alas, Hui Si had to get back to work, and left the other 2 with us.
Pout and be sexy!!
Alas, the goofballs fell about laughing and decided we are never gonna be sexy enough.
Finally, I got these up, and sent the pictures to the girls as well.
So now, now.
Get a tissue for the drool, noseblood, and… er, other things I want to know not about.
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